Penetrati

A secret society of men who share the symptoms of post sub-continental spice driven continence.

Excuse me, I must attend the Penetrati conference... It’s a three shits by midday kinda day.

by dank forrest cake May 14, 2019

penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

Peni mcneni

Peni mcneni refers to a heater for the penis. Covering shaft and balls

Holy f*ck is it cold thank god i brought my peni mcneni

by Monty phython April 25, 2019

Peniatric

An adult male whose penis childlike in size and shape

His friends laughed him out of the locker room because of his peniatric condition.

by Ofashea July 31, 2019

Penetratie

Penetratie is the dutch version of penetration is is very sexy and gay

Can u Penetrate me?
No

say penetratie or ill fuck ur mum in the ass while she dies with a nuclear bomb in her nose
K k ¨Penetratie¨
ok now fuck
sure

Can u Penetrate me?
No

say penetratie or ill fuck ur mum in the ass while she dies with a nuclear bomb in her nose
K k ¨Penetratie¨
ok now fuck me
sure

by UrMUmLikesU September 24, 2019

Pefith

An compound of the phrase "piece of shit."

"You're acting like a real pefith right now."

by ignoble October 10, 2019

Peni

The plural word for “penis”

Dude I was in the locker room and there were so many peni!

by Mixed girl December 14, 2019