A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.
by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022
Get the Parker Wolcottmug. by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022
Get the Parkermug. Parker is an amazing boyfriend. He'll start out as someone you wish you could know and end as someone you wish you could know again. His eyes are sea glass, his hair are the softest sands, his body is everything you've ever dreamed of.
by NickiBoy January 28, 2023
Get the Parkermug. Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020
Get the Parkermug. by mac.s17 March 18, 2022
Get the Evelyn Parkermug. by ROBLOX #1 Fan November 2, 2018
Get the Parker Reynoldsmug. Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.
Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might
by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020
Get the Parkermug.