Parker Wolcott

A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.

Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?

by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022

Parker

An absolutely stunning girl,
who is both extremely attractive and super
sweet

“I have a massive crush on Parker”
“Of course you do, she’s amazing”

by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022

Parker

Parker is an amazing boyfriend. He'll start out as someone you wish you could know and end as someone you wish you could know again. His eyes are sea glass, his hair are the softest sands, his body is everything you've ever dreamed of.

From the boyfriend you'll never forget- I love you parker.

by NickiBoy January 28, 2023

Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.

She is such an Evelyn Parker.

by mac.s17 March 18, 2022

Parker Reynolds

A student teacher at Shotwell Middle school

Hey parker Reynolds, good luck at shotwell

by ROBLOX #1 Fan November 2, 2018

Parker

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.

Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might

by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020