Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.
by BigJordan June 10, 2011
by fuckpack January 23, 2016
by chanelish February 12, 2019
Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.
Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.
Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.
After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.
by Drew.Peacock December 26, 2019
v. to abruptly end someone's sentence by talking over them.The action is usually received as an act of hostility.
Originated in Atlanta, Ga.
Originated in Atlanta, Ga.
Person A: "I didn't know that was the rest of the...
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!
-end scene-
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!
-end scene-
by buddahluva January 18, 2011
A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights
by randomperson30 January 26, 2021
Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.
Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."
Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."
Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."
by bosstin_twosix January 28, 2014