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Single cock

The joyous state of having a free-roaming penis
Tom and Stuart sat back, reminiscing about their days of owning a single cock
by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017
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easy-single

a type of cheese, cheese brand
It's like being compared to cheese and then being happy because you're an easy-single.
by oldsailor December 1, 2017
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Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.
Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.
by Flhu May 9, 2018
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Single fish eye

As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.
"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"
by Big popeye March 6, 2018
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Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
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Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.
Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.
by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016
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social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016
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