nail 

In British slang, a nail is an inexpensive, slow, undesirable zero status old high mileage car.
This cheap form of disposable motoring might also be called a beater, banger, shed, noddy car, tub, clunker, jalopy, and, depending on origin, yank tank, eurotrash, japcrap.
Not to be confused with a lemon, which is an unroadworthy money pit you just unwisely bought.

Friend: "Mate, where did you get this old nail?"
Me: "Well, I saw it in the post office window for £300"
Friend: "Oh. Does the radio work?"
Me: "No. But I can fit a mattress in the back"

nail by The god who walks the Earth December 12, 2018

Nailitophobia 

The inherent and in-cognitive fear of nailing everything that you do.

Mutation chetta is not lazy. He just suffers from Nailitophobia

Nailitophobia by 1N4N0 April 24, 2019

nail parrot

A religion originating from India in which it is believed that the universe including space and time was formed at the beginning of time when there was only a nail and a Parrot until the nail decided to go up the parrots ass causing the parrot to generate the loudest moan in history but it was inaudible due to the lack of air in space. (Also Tan is GAY.)

"Sir do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour nail parrot?"

nail parrot by Sethcomics's March 17, 2020

hat nailer 

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis

You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!

hat nailer by flubbermubber July 7, 2006

Thumb nail guy 

Youtube got hacked on 26th of December, most of this 'thumb nails' which are little pictures that show a part of the movie got changed in to this person named 'Damo Suzuki'. A hacker changed the thumb nails into his picture. And therefor people are calling Damo Suzuki the '' Thumb nail guy ''

Lolguy: Hey did you see all those thumb nails on Youtube?
Lolguy2: Oh do you mean the thumb nail guy?

Thumb nail guy by Roku December 28, 2009

Painted Nail 

Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.

Ivan is such a painted nail!

Painted Nail by The BBMS thing maker December 19, 2017

nail 

A small metal spike used in construction.
The hardened end of human's extremities, IE Fingernails and toenails.

1Jesus was NAILED to the cross...with nails.
2Dont bite your fingernails!

nail by Rgb October 21, 2003