grammar mustard

Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)

"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"

by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016

Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Love mustard

Semen, cum, sperm, vaginal secretion.

That hooker last night swallowed all of my love mustard.

by LoveRottie November 30, 2018

Mustard and Cheddar

When you blow your nose into a labia that is infected with yeast.

“Yo I just gave my bitch a Mustard and Cheddar.”
“Me next.”

by dicksucklord July 11, 2025

Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023