Mickey Mouse

A cartoon mouse from the late 1920s made by Walt Disney. First appearence was in 'Steamboat Willie' and his fame still goes on. He is the main mascot for Disney and can be seened pretty much everywhere. Has a girlfriend/wife named Minnie Mouse (Short for Minerva) He has other friends named Donald Duck, Goofy, Daisy, and etc. Has a pet dog named Pluto which is also his best friend.

Mickey Mouse is loved by many all over the world

by A yellow xitch June 1, 2018

Little Mouse

The sperm that penetrates the egg.

Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mom: When the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,

by DJ URL December 5, 2015

Mickey Mouse

A mouse owned by the Walt Disney Company. You can see him at Magic Kindom in Florida or at Disneyland, California.

Me: Hey there's Mickey Mouse and Minnie
Friend: They make a good couple. I wish I was Mickey.

by Kyle Barnet May 30, 2006

wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.

Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.

by Angel Love December 5, 2007

Mickey Mouse Degree

A really useless degree that has no practical use/no work out of it to the people who study for and earn it, or if they DID have value, they don't now due to overpopularity.

A few examples of a mickey mouse degrees are:

Media Studies
Business Studies
Sociology
Philosophy
Art History

Yes, they may be interesting to study, but there's no pot of gold at the end of them.

Most mickey mouse degrees tend to be BA (Bachelor of Arts), whereas BSc (Bachelor of Science)/BEng (Bachelor of Engineering) degrees actually have real value and practicality. Although it may be noted that Law is BA.

BSc/BEng degrees include:

Psychology
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
Computer Science
Mechanical Engineering
Aeronautical Engineering

Jay spent thousands on a mickey mouse degree at his local university studying Art History. Although he found it interesting, he could find nowhere to actually apply this knowledge to, so he ended up in a Managers job at McDonalds instead, whereas his friend Korena studied Computer Science and got lots of good work offered to her by various schools and business coding networks, as well as an offer by a computer company to help them set up a brand new Operating System. Why? Because her university major was PRACTICAL and USEFUL.

Pick your GCSE's, A-Levels and degree choices wisely, kids!

by fnkjsfhjsfhkjsdhfsj October 31, 2009

mickey mouse bullshit

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.

ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?

by Robert Parker December 24, 2003

Minnie Mouse

Fucking Goofy.

Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.

You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.

by Bill Guindon April 23, 2006