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monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
by Cadencecat May 6, 2018
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Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.
Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!
by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019
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Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday
by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019
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Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.
Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback
by Adiggy December 22, 2020
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menace Monday

One day a week where you can be a menace without being called a jerk. Put your black airforces on a go be a menace.
Today is menace Monday you better watch out because I'm not being nice today
by Its_just_joshie November 22, 2021
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Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend
Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “
by jjcm November 7, 2021
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monday

yooo you see monday around she the best
by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021
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