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moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)
damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.
by Mic August 5, 2004
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moist molly

A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead
Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!
by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023
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Moists

If you’re lucky she’ll show you her moists.
by an_roc January 9, 2021
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Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture
Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
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Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.
(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
by GiggleCum January 20, 2012
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Moist

Meaning someone is on the heavy side. They’re are not totally fat but slightly fat.
I finally saw my old elementary teacher, and she was a little moist. She wasn’t as slim as she was 9 years ago.
by TacoSanto December 9, 2018
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praline moist

Phillip : so..... praline moist ?
by MoistP September 26, 2018
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