Moist

This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.

Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"

by bro-son February 4, 2023

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

moist

1. something wet, or slightly soggy
2. a word people hate.

1- The floor is very moist right now.
2-

Person: "I hate the word Moist!"
Person (2): "Same."

by st4rr3y eyes October 22, 2023

Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture

Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture, the kids of mama moist are little yellow midget things that look like you took their dinosaur toy

Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

Mama kid : mama I want your moist

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

moist signature

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.

You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.

by JonCoinedIt December 24, 2023

Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024