sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater

Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”

by Barron M December 31, 2023

Benjamin Webb Method

The Benjamin Webb method was created by the unknown geometry dash player that goes under the name of Benjamin Webb. The method was created on Thursday 28th November 2019 at 20:40. The method consists on using your phenomenal gaming skills to achieve what was thought to be impossible in the gaming world. On that day Benjamin Webb thought the world how the method works. First of all you need to open the game you wish to use the method on and then <redacted> the <redacted> you can <redacted> on <redacted>. You must be careful, the <redacted> must be on <redacted>. Not <redacted> nor <redacted>. If someone asks you for a full <redacted> please upload a cut <redacted> of the full <redacted> and say <redacted> didnt let you <redacted> the full <redacted>. The quality must be the <redacted> as possible and the <redacted> must be <redacted> with <redacted>.

-"man I can't pass this level..."
-"just use the Benjamin Webb Method"

by P1LLR May 24, 2021

The McClair Method

When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.

These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.

Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.

This is an example of The McClair method.

by Angry dragon May 22, 2016

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.

After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025

Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.

Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025

The ! Chris Method

When a Group Buy lacks of funds you use The ! Chris Method to help the Group Buy raise funds for the song that is currently being group bought.

Although it is similar to the Famous Shas Method this one is different. As in this ! Chris claims to be an insider but puts out false information to a community.

“Yo! That dude says Carti is dropping with Lil Uzi Vert.”
“No, bro hes just using The ! Chris Method”
“Ohhhhhh, I get it now he’s just a fake insider”

by CartiHubDictionary October 5, 2023