Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)

"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"

by Waaaaaah waluigi! February 24, 2022

Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.

"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."

by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects

That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!

by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019

Mass Firing

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023

Mass RDM

Mass RDM, or MRDM, an abbreviation of “Mass Random Death Match”, is the act of engaging several players in Player vs Player combat randomly, either for an invalid by rules reason or entirely unprovoked. Mass RDM’s usually consist of players on roleplaying games, such as Gmod DarkRP and FiveM shooting a crowd of players unprovoked. Usual excuses for such acts include “I was roleplaying as a terrorist” or another very generic reason to try not getting banned.

Mass RDM is typically a rule on Role playing games and servers, however also exists in garrys mod gamemodes like trouble in terrorist town. In the context of Roleplay servers, Mass RDM is probably the most broken rule.

gold rank vip guy: “I can’t believe we all got shot down in the casino! Now we can’t go back for 5 minutes because of NLR!”
Another player: “Yeah the admins gotta stop more Mass RDMers.

by WhiteTrappa240 January 1, 2024

weapon of mass production

A council estate mother who has 15 children to 16 different men career slut incubator loose lady tardis fanny

:Ey bro what's your new neighbour like I only got a glimpse from the back

:behave your self that bitch is a WEAPON OF MASS PRODUCTION she got 15 kids to 16 men theres nothing there but trouble bro

by Mauf56 May 9, 2020