March 5

Eat a shawty out day.

Bro it’s March 5 you already know i’m about to eat a shawty out!

by xepsdik October 16, 2019

March 2

National Get a girl day, A day where all you dweeb will get a girlfriend.

On March 2 I got a girlfriend.

by Better Couple October 27, 2019

Marshaling

The fine art of ramming your finger up a persons ass during sex.

He asked for a good Marshaling and she really let him have it.

by eduardomustach January 19, 2008

March 15th

The day Denzel Crocker lost his Fairy God Parents in 1972

March 15th is the day when Mr. Crocker is at his meanest

by brianbuddy2 ACP November 15, 2018

March 1

Talk to your crush day.( Increase the chance of u being together today :D

March 1 is today

by National day official March 1, 2021

March 30th

People with humongous dongs born today

Bro you've got the biggest dong I've ever seen, you must be born on March 30th

by Salad42069 October 16, 2019

March 27

Give head to your boyfriend

March 27 is awesome

by Garrick snowy October 15, 2019