Zade Lie

The act of lieing about something that everyone knows in untrue

Person 1: I never cheated on my girl when we were dating
Person 2: Zade lie

Zade Lie by Ryan0407 November 13, 2025

Schrödinger lie

A lie, typically a boast or hyperbole, that can be played of as a joke. Depending on if the audience believes the lie, the liar decides whether or not the statement was intended to be taken seriously.

"That wasn't a joke, it was a Schrödinger lie; you really thought we would believe that."

Schrödinger lie by glorpyv December 5, 2025

Gray lie

In between a white lie and black lie, a gray lie is when you lie in order to serve the best interest of all parties involved.

Mary told her best friend a gray lie about not calling the police when she asked her in hopes her best friend wouldn't impulsively escalate acting on her impulsive self-harm behavior that were already taking place before the police arrived.

Gray lie by JMNII January 6, 2026

The Hipster Lie 

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.

Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.

The Hipster Lie by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

shit don't lie by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE 

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE by crackkillah September 2, 2018

Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.

Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.

Chow En-Lie by QuacksO October 27, 2018