FmjbFounder's definitions

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

Beancoin

In this future world, animal protein will become a thing of the past. The new meat will be BEANS! The new way of buying, selling and trading in BEANS will be BEANCOIN! BEANCOIN is a currency, the most basic unit will be the quatloo. The quatloo in BEANCOIN will be equivalent to $100 usd.

I bought a truckload of soybeans using BEANCOIN, it only cost me two quatloos.

by FmjbFounder April 13, 2020