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Laterbating

Laterbating: To masturbate about somebody, later.
"He didn't know we followed him home from the Halloween Party, we were gonna sneak downstairs and scare the shit out of him. Bust open the door and there's bro: got Journey on full blast, standing on the end of the bed with his leg up on the post, Laterbating to a picture of Natan dressed as Satan, metal horns to the sky. We didn't even say anything. We couldn't. It was kind of a moment. So we just sat there and watched."

And that, my friends, was how we turned gay in the summer of 69.
by Nippletitski December 20, 2025
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Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.
Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.
by Shufk March 1, 2009
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Cool-Later

1. A way of sarcastically saying goodbye.

2. A response for when someone says something unbelievable. (More accent is used on "cool")

3. A way of saying you're going to ignore someone.

The louder you say it the better.
Person A:"Hey I'll see you tomorrow."
Person B:"Whatever, cool-later."

Person A:"Jason had sex with five chicks last night!"
Person B:"Coooool-later..."

"Pssh, I gave that biatch the old Cool Later."
by Solidus55 June 3, 2009
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happy lateday

Comes from "Happy Lateyear." When people are still telling you "Happy Birthday even though it's been a couple of days after your birthday.
"Another Happy Birthday card? My birthday was a week ago! More like a Happy Lateday card."
by arod123456 January 31, 2010
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allright laters

the term saying good-bye after giving the skanky hoe the biz
you tag a hoe 2 nights in a row, girl bugs you all night the 3rd night, she says im going to bed, you reply allright laters very loudly so everyone at the campfire hears and never talk to her again
by tag master July 23, 2010
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Lil Later

When somebody wants their pussy/dick sucked, there m8 will say a Lil Later, but they mean the next time they see you ;)
Define:Random girl: Michael said I could suck his dick a Lil later

Michael: I hope she sucks my dick later,because I will be cumming all over the place
by Yeetus my fetus July 18, 2019
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cya later dick invader

cya later dick invader is a word you use when you say goodbye
by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019
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