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The Lads

A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.
The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.

Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
by ACunny November 5, 2023
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Lad

A King. A Legend.

Lad is the coolest guy you know. Everyone wants to be like him. He's so cool he barely uses full sentences. He also wheezes. We love a wheezing King.
I wish Lad was my best friend!

Lad is who want to be, but can't.
by Samy97 August 29, 2018
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Confey lads

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit
by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019
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Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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lad talk

Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.
"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"
by BigmanJames12399 January 25, 2018
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lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more
Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*
by dandans January 17, 2022
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Lads

What teenage boys chant and growl when one of them is getting pussy
Luke: Yeh she’s staying over

Nick, James and Elliot: LAAADDDSSS (lads)
by Ruby W March 11, 2019
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