Kobei

A strong, independent, confident male who has the most addicting personality ever, along with an amazing body. He walks with his head held high and pride in his step. Just looking at him you'd feel like you can talk about everything and not be judged. Kobei can make you feel like nothing in the world matters right now, but you and him.

Kobei is the life of the party.

Kobei does not care at all what anybody has to say about him.

by Wickedlynice March 14, 2017

Kobeism

(Noun) (Koh-Bee-Izm) The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.

We all follow Kobeism in some way. Working as hard as we possibly can, full of determination to reach our goals

by LippRippinNH January 27, 2020

kobed

To enter a young woman's vagina by bending her over a chair, table, etc.

After weeks of dinners, dancing, movies and shows, I finally kobed her at the Holiday Inn Select.

by Richard B. Harde (aka Dick B.) July 4, 2009

Kobeology

1.The study of all things Kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. Including the analysis of Kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatest living thing to ever touch a basketball.

2. A philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as Christianity.

Student: Mr. Saoud I couldnt get my Kobeology homework done last night.

Mr. Saoud: Well why couldnt you finish?

Student: I was busy teaching the word of Kobe to my family.

Mr. Saoud: Ok well for a cause that noble I am forced to excuse you from the assignment.

Student: Thank you and may Kobe be with you.

by #66 Saoud September 19, 2009

kober

Beautiful young man with a bellowing laugh. Fixing people's mistakes occupies most of his time. Enjoys fine drinks such as Hennessey and often dances dirrtyy. The epitome of filthiness.

After a nice and clean week at work, I pulled a Kober on some unsuspecting cougars.

by BC February 23, 2005

kobed

To shoot something with such cockiness you look rediculous but it still goes in whatever you are aimed for.

Dude, i just kobed that shit.

by Michale Felker May 1, 2006

KobeStani

Not fans, but Stans, and members of the group of radical followers of Kobe Bryant (a long RETIRED NBA Player who nicknamed himself and had 2 numbers retired by the same team as 2 examples of his narcissistic ego that never cared about teammates or ironically fans) who seceded from LakerNation to form the small region of KobeStan. KobeStan is in a forever war against the kingdom of LeBronistan, although King James and his followers have no idea a war has been waged, nor why.

Can you believe some Kobestani defaced the LeBron mural for a THIRD time this week?

Of course. They aren’t laker fans or they’d be happy their team got the GOAT and won’t suck anymore.

by Tip707 July 23, 2018