The act of jizzing into a girls belly button after prolonged edging until the splooge that trickles down forms a flower like appearance
John: Bro, I heard you bagged Kate last night
Jack: Yeah, I gave her a good time
John: Ah you divil, what did you end up doing
Jack: Gave her a Kildare Lily White
John: You fucking cretin
Jack: Yeah, I gave her a good time
John: Ah you divil, what did you end up doing
Jack: Gave her a Kildare Lily White
John: You fucking cretin
by JelquLikeAnElk May 14, 2025
Get the Kildare lily white mug.by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025
Get the Killed mug.One hell of an amazing girl. Words couldnt begin to express the awesomeness of a kiley
A kiley is so many things beyond amazing. Shes weird, shes silly, she'll make you uncontrollably smile no matter how your day was, her music taste is so fucking good and shes so smart and yet you can be so stupid together. She'll make you laugh until your sides hurt and just hearing her laugh will make everything else around you disappear. Shes like sitting in front of a heater on a cold day, feeling the warmth and calm no matter how cold it is outside. Shes someone who will make you feel so cared for and happy like nothing else matters. Shes the type of person to pay attention to all the little details for you. Shes so strong and talented and impressive. Being around her will make your heart feel so peaceful and full and happy. The contagious smile she wears is a 10000× better than any sunset. Shes so beautiful and adorable and drop dead gorgeous and stunning and reryhuqehe. The type of girl you wake up or see her and think "God. How did I ever get so lucky" above all, kiley feels like home. (I love you dummy, I'm so unbelievably grateful for you and every moment I get to be with you and every moment to come. As always, you're my sun, my moon, my stars, and above all, my world. Happy girlfriends day my love ❤❤❤❤)
A kiley is so many things beyond amazing. Shes weird, shes silly, she'll make you uncontrollably smile no matter how your day was, her music taste is so fucking good and shes so smart and yet you can be so stupid together. She'll make you laugh until your sides hurt and just hearing her laugh will make everything else around you disappear. Shes like sitting in front of a heater on a cold day, feeling the warmth and calm no matter how cold it is outside. Shes someone who will make you feel so cared for and happy like nothing else matters. Shes the type of person to pay attention to all the little details for you. Shes so strong and talented and impressive. Being around her will make your heart feel so peaceful and full and happy. The contagious smile she wears is a 10000× better than any sunset. Shes so beautiful and adorable and drop dead gorgeous and stunning and reryhuqehe. The type of girl you wake up or see her and think "God. How did I ever get so lucky" above all, kiley feels like home. (I love you dummy, I'm so unbelievably grateful for you and every moment I get to be with you and every moment to come. As always, you're my sun, my moon, my stars, and above all, my world. Happy girlfriends day my love ❤❤❤❤)
by KileyLover69 August 1, 2025
Get the Kiley mug.When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
by Zulikath October 1, 2025
Get the kilted handstand mug.The idea that governments and tech companies are pushing AI services and internet regulations to create an internet where users can be easily controlled and monitored, using fake accounts to manufacture public consent and polluting discourse that worries the powerful. This decline in organic, user-generated content is “killing” the internet. Related to dead internet theory.
A: “It really sucks you need to ask AI for everything these days. I wish I could just search it online.”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”
by ObsolenceBalthazar December 14, 2025
Get the Killed Internet Theory mug.by 0swaldo January 11, 2026
Get the Kilode mug.To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!
Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
by sdiggy May 17, 2016
Get the road killed mug.