Kellett

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

The Hellen Kellar

A person who is Sleep walking

My room mate was sleep walking last night so i drop kicked that Hellen Kellar looking mother fucker and he fell dome piece first to the floor and tried reading the floor with his hands like The Hellen Kellar would if she was drunk.

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

Kellen

Kellen is a boy with curly hair, most apparently have 12 past girlfriends; but most don't stay due to his over self-confidence on his dick. A typical Kellen would say -- "My dick is 10 feet", while his amazing friends would respond with saying "Yeah, 10 feet short". He would then shut up. He likes to ask people deep questions while his white friend who also has brown hair sucks on Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Most are very short for their age; making their curly hair seem the only height that could compare to the rest of his imaginary friends. Most come in low carbs, bad taste in music, and a little amount of electrolytes, buy yours today and you'll get also a naive and bad taste in females!

"Have you heard about Kellen?"

"Uhh, Yeah."

"He's super nice!"

"Sure, I can 'totally' agree!"

"I heard a great person with not the name of Jonathan gives him great advice."

"Wasn't that Chris?"

"Man, that was a while ago; keep up!"

by Realist1010101 June 21, 2019

Fossil Ridge High school Keller

Fossil Ridge High school in Keller Texas is an amazing school full of great academics, sports and diversity. When you walk in you will see people from many backgrounds and cultures, almost like a melting pot. The teachers are very loving and supportive toward their students creating a great learning environment. Graduates from Fossil Ridge will say that they will never forget their experience at The Ridge! 😁

Person one- “ Damn Fossil Ridge High School Keller won another football game”.
Person two- “ Hell yeah their an amazing school of course they won”.

by MMMadison October 4, 2021

The Helen Keller

A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.

I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.

by Colton Moore May 21, 2009

Kelli

Kelli is a gold digger and will do anything to get her way. Kelli's are usually blond and a bit stickup, they will do anything to get their way. Kelli's are also usually a white girl that always has a new phone and drink Starbucks. Usually the one that has friends but looses them the next day... Also usually the dumbest person in class, but gets the best grades.

My friend Kelli is a brat.

by Exquisiteness16 November 13, 2018

Kellen

A person that is just no. He wants to be just like you if you are better than him. He is not strong physically or mentally. However, he is an innocent and soft person. And cries all the time. He likes to fake cry and blames others too.

Brianna: OMG!! he's such a Kellen!
Alan: What does that mean?
Brianna: He is a crybaby!!

by Gacha_Softie<3 September 22, 2021