throttle jockey

A person who races anything with a throttle on it. Hand-eye coordination and concentration are the key elements of being a throttle jockey as where physical condition is not.

Example: Nascar drivers

Damn throttle jockeys are out street racing again tonite!

by MustangGT October 1, 2005

jocker

someone who alway's want's to do what you do. a follower who tries to make your things their own.

she's a jocker ,all she wanna do is take credit for my stuff

by SCREAMchi-chi August 17, 2009

nob jockey

Faggot see queer Person who likes to ride nobs sic, see penis as if they were riding a horse. Can be applied to both male and female however is generally reserved for the homosexual male members of society. However can also be applied to a Heterosexual person as an insult.

Look at that dirty steaming nob jockey. I'll bet his poo chute is like a clown's pocket.

by Patrick Fitzgerald December 1, 2004

Jockey

1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!

by davestophittingonjohn January 19, 2015

jock

Slang For Dick

This Bitch all up on my jock

by ac February 12, 2004

Jock

A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.

An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.

Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.

Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.

Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.

Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.

Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.

Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock

by Slade Technics November 8, 2008

Jockey

A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.

by bambimustdie March 29, 2010