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Black Jelly Babies

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse.
"Do you want to look at your black jelly babies before I flush them? I left them in the toilet for you."
by luc_x January 3, 2012
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Jellybeans

A skating rink located all around the United States.
On friday nights, Jellybeans is infested with the following groups:

1. Scene/Emo kids with multidecorated roller skates who come with their friends and/or romantic interests
2. Chavs who can't skate to save their lives
3. Fat adults who think that rollerskating with teenagers will make them young and skinny again
4. Out-of-place bored kids who go there because the movies are too boring
"Hey, do you want to go to the movies?"

"No way, man. Let's go skate a Jellybeans."
by Nicxolelovesyou February 9, 2008
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Toronto Jelly Doughnut

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!
Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.
by Dr.AID's November 5, 2009
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Jellyfishing

The act of going-with-the-flow. When a person is confronted with a decision or confrontation, and chooses to not act.
"Hey Tim, should we go out tonight or stay in?"

"I don't care."

"Quit jellyfishing and make a choice!"
by Mykel-Miracle October 3, 2009
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jellyfish

A free-swimming aquatic creature. It starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.

Most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. They usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long.

Pl. jellyfish

Slang: various sex acts.
Sometimes, during low tide, one sees jellyfish lining the shores.
by tomato-greens January 15, 2006
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Jelly Boy

Nickname given to young minority boys at old time presitgious golf clubs, who, before a round of golf, would be smothered in jelly and mollasses. They would then procede to walk alongside the foursome during play in hopes to attract bugs and other bothersome creatures away from the golfers. An urban legend claims they were the inventors of bug spray.
-"Hey, Ralph, you wanna play 18?"
-"Sure Bob, I'll get us a Jelly Boy"
-"Great!"
by John Smithwrite April 25, 2007
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jelly bracelets

ok just because alot of people at my school guys included where these braclets it doesn't mean that we have had sex maybe some girls do but it is the sluts way of getting what she wants which is sex.
ME "hey guys you broke my bracelet'
Guy "i know now you have to have sex with me"
Me "no you just owe my 25 cents so i can get more"
Guy "fine i guess you aren't like the other gurls"
by jessica August 24, 2004
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