iPod Omega

The final form of the ever popular Apple iPod. It is in pre-production phase at Apple headquarters. It will feature a new form of memory storage unique only to iPod Omegas. The memory is planned to hold 500,000 to possibly near a million songs. The Safari browser will be present, but Apple is setting up their own Omega internet server just for the iPod. Videos will return, as will Cover Flow technology, more advanced games, an entire E-mail account and browser, and production ideas are slated for a television reciever for the Omega. More ideas and specs are being added, because the Omega can be considered in pre-pre-production the only definite Omega only spec is the special Omega song memory.

The iPod Omega is the truly the dawn of a new age.

by Apple Informant January 23, 2009

ipod Fondle

The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation

Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle

by Chuck Norris is amazing April 16, 2009

Ipod Reality Cooldown

When someone is listening to their ipod/ mp3 it tends to take them a while to snap back to reality

Mark: "Oi Jeff"
(no answer)
Mark: "Jeff!"
(Jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
Mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
Mark: "Jeff you prick i'm trying to talk to you"
Jeff: "Chill chill" (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
Cmiste: "Give the man his Ipod Reality Cooldown Mark"
Cmiste- turns to Viewer
Cmiste: "boom"

by Cmiste August 12, 2011

ipod

An mp3 player that is very popular amongst the fad following peoples. They are difficult to use, as they have a touch pad that you must move your finger in a circle on for it to work. this can be helpful, and not helpful. the head phones that come with it are not the most comfortable, and so it never ceases to amaze me how many people where these headphones even though they are not listening to music. my theory is it's just to show they have one. They are pretty expensive for the budgeted teen, but are supposedly worth the money.

I just filled up my ipod with some new music!

by Stunningly Beautiful Brunette June 11, 2006

ipod

a topic for poor people on urbanditionary to talk about

I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

by jskaskljakljaskldjfsdkl;jflaskdfsdfasdf July 7, 2007

ipod

I´ve read something on-line, that the "i" would stand for internet, and "pod", cam from the movie 2001 - pod is a compartment or sth. like that. Somewhere else you can find a definition like portable music player. So I guess my definition for iPOD, would be, internet portable music player driver.

I don´t own an iPOD, once the other MP3 players work exaclty the same way.

by Sam Damasceno March 27, 2007

ipod

an overpriced, overhyped multimedia player that is sold to teenagers as fashion accesories. breaks really fast.

Helen: omg I have an iPod!
Sue: iDONT *walks away*

by AdamRamone May 23, 2007