Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

by core memory dump December 14, 2012

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ass bulimia

when someone purposely consumes food (e.g. dairy products) that will make them have diarrhea or just shit to lose weight.

Friend 1: Why does Gertrude keep drinking milk, isn't she lactose intolerant?

Friend 2: Yeah, but that girl has ass bulimia, she drinks milk which makes her shit so she can lose weight

Friend 1: Too bad it isn't working for her

by t-pie May 12, 2011

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Ass Piss

A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.

Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.

by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020

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Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 1, 2019

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ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

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