Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)
by Sir Nut Musk March 07, 2023
A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 24, 2011
by Ur dead nan's anal cavity August 18, 2017
The smocciest of milks, available only to those who have reached enlightenment and inted themselves to heights unreachable by those unsmocced
Bro 1: Hey bro got any smoccy milk?
Bro 2: Achieve it yourself man!
Bro 1: you know what, you're right
Bro 2: Achieve it yourself man!
Bro 1: you know what, you're right
by Purefect April 05, 2022
by Jon S. Fan December 17, 2007
When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.
May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.
Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.
My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.
My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.
My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.
My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2017
The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.
I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.
She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018