small iPod

1)What guys with huge $400 iPods really have in their pants.

2)A small device used to listen to music

Jack thought he was cool with his over-expensive $400 iPod, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Everybody knew that he really had a 'small iPod'.

by KTHXBOI November 15, 2007

ipod

The premier mp3 player.
Apparently people have a problem with that.
The most common problem? Too expensive.
Is that REALLY the case?
No, the nay-sayers are CHEAP. Yes CHEAP.
A ford fiesta drives around town just like a Mercedes-Benz G500.
But we all know the difference.
An ipod to a iriver whatever is the same thing.
Not everyone is CHEAP and unable to afford an ipod.
For a country built on majority rule, some people sure do complain alot.
it's not the world's best-selling mp3 player for no reason.
Some people don't care to watch a full-fledged movie on a screen the size of a babies hand nor buy a mp3 player to listen to the radio (c'mon now, don't be nit-pickey.)
Just calmly think about it to yourself and chiefly, stop being so damn CHEAP.
broke ass motherfuckahs... i'm ballin' bitches! i even got diamonds all around my shit. Suck on these muthafuckahs!!

Anti-Ipod Guy: you got an ipod? How stupid of you, my mp3 player is half the price and does all the same things. Even has a internet radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...

same as saying...

Anti-Ipod Guy: You got a BMW M3? How stupid of you. My Ford Focus has four wheels and front-mounted engine and costs a fraction of your car. Even has FM radio.
Pro-Ipod Guy: That's nice...

by The Grey John November 10, 2007

ipod

An mp3 player as good as every other freakin player around, except doesnt have color screen, and cost 2X as much, and cost 2X as much to get songs for, also made by the dumbest company APPLE.<--die die

Ipod's are the best! They cost 199.99! and I can buy 10,000 songs for 10,000 dollars!- Really; I got this mp3 player for 90.99 and I can put any songs off my computer onto it for free!

by Fahida March 1, 2007

iPody

The urge to hurry home to setup your new iPod for the first time.

Gosh, Richelle's so antsy to go home & setup her new iPod! She's just a little iPody today!

by Chelle23 December 27, 2007

iPod Omega

The final form of the ever popular Apple iPod. It is in pre-production phase at Apple headquarters. It will feature a new form of memory storage unique only to iPod Omegas. The memory is planned to hold 500,000 to possibly near a million songs. The Safari browser will be present, but Apple is setting up their own Omega internet server just for the iPod. Videos will return, as will Cover Flow technology, more advanced games, an entire E-mail account and browser, and production ideas are slated for a television reciever for the Omega. More ideas and specs are being added, because the Omega can be considered in pre-pre-production the only definite Omega only spec is the special Omega song memory.

The iPod Omega is the truly the dawn of a new age.

by Apple Informant January 23, 2009

ipod Fondle

The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation

Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle

by Chuck Norris is amazing April 16, 2009

Ipod Reality Cooldown

When someone is listening to their ipod/ mp3 it tends to take them a while to snap back to reality

Mark: "Oi Jeff"
(no answer)
Mark: "Jeff!"
(Jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
Mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
Mark: "Jeff you prick i'm trying to talk to you"
Jeff: "Chill chill" (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
Cmiste: "Give the man his Ipod Reality Cooldown Mark"
Cmiste- turns to Viewer
Cmiste: "boom"

by Cmiste August 12, 2011