by Solar WalkIt January 29, 2019
Get the Hydrated Nigga Hamster mug.A sentient hamster YouTube legend who is 8 inches tall, a little bit chubby and hairy. He likes to tell sex jokes with his friends and wants to find a beautiful female.
Harry the hamster: So I can shove my FUCKING COCK IN ‘ER MOUTH AND UP HER SHITTER, THEN RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER HER EARS WHILE SHOVING MY CLAWS UP ‘ER ARSEHOLE!
Me: .-.
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by Silt April 29, 2007
Get the hamsterboat mug.a male or female that feels all attention should be directed at him/her. He wears ridiculous clothing that screams "Look at me!" The males often hit on girls that have boyfriends relentlessly until they get their way. In other words, hipsters are girlfriend stealers. They also listen to alternative music. Only. They are perhaps the most closed-minded beings on the face of the earth. When standing in a group they are usually the most obnoxious and loud ones there. Often, a hipster plays a musical instrument. But they only play the songs that are alternative (naturally). If a song is released by their favorite band and becomes popular, they refuse to listen to it because everyone else is. The common word for a song like this is mainstream. An antonym for mainstream is underground.
That guy is such a hipster, he gelled his hair to look like a member of his favorite alternative band.
by Uh........... November 23, 2011
Get the hipster mug.Intentionally poor handwritten type, or child like drawings, spawned from the ironic, high-brow and self important counter culture referred to as 'the hipsters'. Predictably used for t-shirt art, album covers of indy bands, quirky movies and TV-shows
The handwritten type used for the movie "Where the wild things are", "Juno" etc.
The child-like or intentionally poor drawings used for bands like "Radiohead", "Animal Collective" etc.
Its all hipster doodle.
The child-like or intentionally poor drawings used for bands like "Radiohead", "Animal Collective" etc.
Its all hipster doodle.
by Lap Flounder June 29, 2011
Get the Hipster Doodle mug.A person who shows how different and unique they are by looking and acting exactly like everyone else who thinks they're unique or different.
"I wanna be different, so I'm gonna grow a beard, get big glasses, wear ugly sweaters and play in a jam band - so I can be like everyone else who wants to be different!"
"That guy is such a Hipster."
"That guy is such a Hipster."
by TheOneAndOnlySHASHA February 26, 2013
Get the Hipster mug.In short, a hipster is a socially evolved version of a nerd. Hipsters claim to be unique and not follow any mainstream trends and activities. Yet they all look and act the same. They drink the same beer, listen to the same music, and wear the same clothes.
Usually at a point in their life, a nerd may begin a transformation into a hipster. They will go through a social evolution where they become more social and can converse with people. Soon after they begin to grow facial hair which will eventually turn into a large long beard or mustache. Next on the list is to get the "hipster cut" which means cutting the side of their hair very short while leaving the top very long. Hair products are then used to comb the top hair back or to the sides. Some may not use any hair product at all. New clothes usually include shirts with something ironic or sarcastic. A hipster's second language is sarcasm. As the evolution continues, they will refuse to take public transpiration or even drive cars. Bikes will replace every form of transpiration year-round.
Hipsters spend a good part of their lives drunk and high. Many of them attempt homebrewing to support their love for craft cheap beer. Much of what they talk about will involve different types of craft beer.
At the end of the day, a hipster may never know or admit to being a hipster. But if they look like a hipster, act like a hipster, and talk like a hipster, they're simply... a hipster.
Usually at a point in their life, a nerd may begin a transformation into a hipster. They will go through a social evolution where they become more social and can converse with people. Soon after they begin to grow facial hair which will eventually turn into a large long beard or mustache. Next on the list is to get the "hipster cut" which means cutting the side of their hair very short while leaving the top very long. Hair products are then used to comb the top hair back or to the sides. Some may not use any hair product at all. New clothes usually include shirts with something ironic or sarcastic. A hipster's second language is sarcasm. As the evolution continues, they will refuse to take public transpiration or even drive cars. Bikes will replace every form of transpiration year-round.
Hipsters spend a good part of their lives drunk and high. Many of them attempt homebrewing to support their love for craft cheap beer. Much of what they talk about will involve different types of craft beer.
At the end of the day, a hipster may never know or admit to being a hipster. But if they look like a hipster, act like a hipster, and talk like a hipster, they're simply... a hipster.
Bus driver: It's cold out, just take the bus, you'll freeze to death!
Hipster: No sir, my beard and hipster cut will protect me. I'm riding my bike till the day I die. Buses and trains are for mainstream folk.
Hipster: No sir, my beard and hipster cut will protect me. I'm riding my bike till the day I die. Buses and trains are for mainstream folk.
by inshadow4 August 3, 2015
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