People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?
random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so
you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?
random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?
random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
by Haley Activist April 24, 2021
Get the The Haley Curse mug.A memory of something that never existed in the first place, also known as a "false memory", but fancier.
J: "Remember that one time I ate lead paint and then crawled on the ceiling?Hahah, that was funny, right?"
G: "N- ... No, that ... That never happened. You feeling alright?"
J: "Oh. I guess I had another memoric hallucination. It's fine. I'm fine. It's fine."
G: "N- ... No, that ... That never happened. You feeling alright?"
J: "Oh. I guess I had another memoric hallucination. It's fine. I'm fine. It's fine."
by reticenthart April 5, 2022
Get the memoric hallucination mug.by Pakalypse January 22, 2011
Get the Double Twacker Half mug.Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
by Barista May 19, 2014
Get the grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip mug.Halley is a name given only to the most elegant females. Smart, kind, funny, athletic, beautiful…these are but some of the qualities that make a Halley.
Halley is always there to pick you up and lend a hand, no matter what the problem may be. She’ll always find a way to make you smile, no matter how sad you may be. She is strong and independent, but also gentle and loving. Although shy at times, nothing stops her from achieving what she wants. Diverse in many areas, she truly is a role model. If you’re lucky enough to find yourself a Halley, do yourself a favor and never let her go.
Halley is simply perfection.
Halley is always there to pick you up and lend a hand, no matter what the problem may be. She’ll always find a way to make you smile, no matter how sad you may be. She is strong and independent, but also gentle and loving. Although shy at times, nothing stops her from achieving what she wants. Diverse in many areas, she truly is a role model. If you’re lucky enough to find yourself a Halley, do yourself a favor and never let her go.
Halley is simply perfection.
by I<3<3<3<3Halley June 21, 2011
Get the Halley mug.by BooVeAYYE July 24, 2016
Get the Half crack mug.A really fun person to be around she has her downsides and does get hurt mentally a lot. And you better treat her right because you don't wanna lose her. Hallie is a straight-up hoe (Not in a rude way but in a nice funny way) She is REALLY REALLY crazy and would laugh about random stuff out of nowhere. She has her mood swing quite a lot and she can get pissed easily too. She WILL blow off on you if you call girls fake. And I cannot go over on how funny she is. BUT I AM WARNING YOU HERE DO NOT PISS HER OFF OR IT WILL NOT BE GOOD FOR YOU! (Although she does say stupid funny shit when she is mad and pissed still you don't want a mad Hallie at you.)
OH LOOK IT'S A HALLIE!!!
by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020
Get the Hallie mug.