Guaildo

A penal replica designed large enough to satisfy a whale. for short Guail.

also know as..
Aquadick
Fish Stick
The Krill
Love Krill

Edwardo:Hey this chair feels funny.
Ezekiel: oh actually thats my moms guaildo.

by Pisseidon June 9, 2011

Guldoze

When Umer Gul, a Pakistani right arm fast medium bowler in cricket trashes or restrict the other team's batsmen with his aggressive bowling...

The other team is Guldozed.

The word Guldoze is came from English word "Bulldoze", which means:

Clear (ground) or destroy (buildings, trees, etc.) with a bulldozer.

or

Use insensitive force when dealing with (someone or something).

Dubai International Cricket Stadium - Jan 2012 In first test match 2nd innings Gul took early 4 wickets and Pakistan beat England with 10 wickets. So England was Guldoze-d

In first t20 at Dubai International Cricket Stadium - Feb 2012 - Gul restricted England with figures 18-3, under high pressure and low target match. So England was Guldoze-d

by Falideel May 5, 2012

Guido party

A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.

"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."

"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"

by Guidette101 January 17, 2016

guildagraw

Someone who is beautiful and takes no bull

The one who will giggle when you fall, but pay for your hospital bill

The one who you can break a million times, but will always be loyal if you need anything

The one who works their ass off just to make sure that their squad makes it through

I love her. She's a savage fucking guildagraw.

by Guildagraw January 1, 2017

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!

Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!

by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018