Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.

Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.

by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017

Greek Smile

a frown

"I don't think Olivia likes me very much."
"She does, she's just Greek. She was giving you a Greek Smile."

by DarknessSchmarkness March 22, 2019

Greek church

1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.

2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.

1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.

2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.

by Krassmoney July 19, 2021

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

conquer the Greek Empire

To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.

After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.

by TCV August 16, 2014

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022