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google duel

When two people are arguing about a person/place/thing, and both parties involved believe that he/she is right and the other is wrong, then a google duel is about to ensue.

A google duel involves the use of the google search engine in order to resolve the conflict in question, and it usually ends with the loser being owned and/or tea bagged.
Guy #1: Nuh, ugh, the capital of California is Los Angeles
Guy #2: No, it's not; it's Sacramento
Guy #1: Fine, I challenge you to a google duel (looks it up via google)
Guy #2: ...See, told you so. Dude, I just owned your ass!
Guy #1: ... shit.
by Dollar tree douche dealer September 19, 2009
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Bum a Google

Origin-Micah Smith

Its like asking somone to bum a cigarette or a light? Used in situations where you need to know the answer to something and don't have a smart phone.
Layne-"How many people does the Shoreline Ampitheater hold"

Eric-"I'm not sure?"

Layne-"Can I bum a google?"

Eric-"Yeup, it holds 22,000"
by EVOked June 13, 2011
mugGet the Bum a Googlemug.

Google Bear

A Bear That Finds Things
A bear that finds thing! Google Bear
by Justin Peck May 31, 2007
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kicked in the googles

when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.
paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo
by moma April 7, 2003
mugGet the kicked in the googlesmug.

Google Juice

The power to find anything on the web via Google, with pristine speed, and success.
Steve: Man I know that 2 girls one cup video is out there still but I can't find it.

Rick: Damn homie you need to hit up Scott he has that crazy Google Juice, he finds everything.

Steve: I hit up Scott and 45 seconds later he found the video link. WOW!!

Rick: HUGE! I told ya
by KKJ81 July 22, 2010
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Google bowling

An SEO spammer's black hat attempt to undermine a competing web site's search engine page rank. The term derives from the name of the most commonly used search engine and the idea that bowling a split leaves a huge gap between the pins, through which the next bowled ball could easily pass without upsetting any pins, suggesting that one has found a huge gap in Google's defenses.
The currently most poopular Google bowling technique is to SEO spam links to the competing web site so that Google will penalize it.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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google hand

The measure of one's ability to rapidly locate information on the internet using Google.
I just asked Jim about a rare bread of guinean banana slug. He had some links for me in a couple of minutes. Damn is his Google hand strong!
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
mugGet the google handmug.

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