A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.
Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
by Give my goat a penalty April 15, 2024
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Raised in Texas, her first break came as a cast member on the children's series Barney and Friends. Gomez landed minor roles on other television shows, but it was her affiliation with the Disney Channel - which discovered her during a nationwide talent search in 2004 - that officially kick-started her acting career.
Raised in Texas, her first break came as a cast member on the children's series Barney and Friends. Gomez landed minor roles on other television shows, but it was her affiliation with the Disney Channel - which discovered her during a nationwide talent search in 2004 - that officially kick-started her acting career.
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"Is that... Th-Th-The GOMBLER?!" *pisses pant*
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He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
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Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
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