Bill Gates

One of the richest guys in the world, a talent with a needle and soft dick.

One nite, Bill Gates slept with a whore at a five star hotel. And after having balled her, he asked, “How do you feel when you sleep with one of the richest men in the world like me?”.

The whore answered, “micro+soft”.

by quan cao tien August 25, 2010

gates

staten island slang for places where drugs are sold, such as drug corners and weed spots

"runnin' up in gates, and doin' hits for high stakes"
Reakwon - C.R.E.A.M

by wallie champ December 3, 2006

snake at the gates

placing your or someone's penis between another's butt cheeks, not entering the anus but rubbing between the cheeks

Hey Jon, can I put lotion on your butt and rub my wiener between your cheeks? The snake at the gates will wait.

by Jasonhman February 15, 2008

Bill Gates

The richest man in the world who made his billions by creating the Windows OS, which gained popularity by having several useful, though sub-par, programs already installed.

Many often ridicule the Windows OS, although the same majority continue to use it.

Bill Gates is business man, not a programmer.

by 33Arsenic July 16, 2008

Gates of Hell

An amazing place up in North Jersey. It is a large tunnel network that supposedly ends at the gates of hell. It has been featured in Weird NJ, best local magazine. Also known for the intermingling of cultists and bored suburbian youth that frequent the tunnels. (PS Ignore Warning Signs, you can all swim I hope)

Yo, frank got stabbed in the Gates of Hell.

I was at the gates of Hell last weekend

by Sevas Tra arT saveS October 8, 2005

gateway

pot / marijuana dealer

In the movie Hustle & Flow: DJay, a Memphis hustler with a couple of fillies in his stable and a side business selling pot— “I’m gateway mofo,” he says to a customer looking for harder drugs.

by Makawakawoo August 11, 2006

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005