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sneaky frogger magician 

When your girl doesnt want penile insertion you have her stand up naked and act like your going to eat her out. You get down in a froglike position, pull out your erect penis, and spring up as quickly as possible and insert your penis in the vagina. If you do it correctly the girls feet should completly leave the floor as if she was levitating. You should then say abra kadabra and show her the live webcam and show her face to the audience. To add even more magic you can insert your penis into the peehole instead of the sex hole.
My girlfriend broke up with me after i gave her the sneaky frogger magician.

Poopy Leap Frog 

where a girl is naked and bent over in the leap frog posistion and the dude has his yahoo in her ass and they jump down the sidewalk or the back yard screaming i love ice cream
"Justine and Brian love to do the poopy leap frog in Seligman by the ice cream store"
Poopy Leap Frog by play_boy161718 December 2, 2009

columbian bull frog

the act of stomping on one's testicles with golf, football, or baseball cleets while the said person is lying on the ground, perferably cement.
while john was lying on cement, ben stomped on his testicles with his baseball cleets inducing a columbian bull frog

Frogshit 

Like bullshit, but a special case. It's bureaucratic bullshit, something the powers that be act like is really important and critical, but in fact is just the usual load of stupid tedious pointless red tape time-wasting garbage that makes up all government everywhere. Achieves nothing except a job for the frogshitters they pay to process it. Have you ever seen a small frog take a shit? It's difficult and slow for them. While they're trying to push it out they can't do anything else, leaving them totally vulnerable to all kinds of predators. It takes a huge portion of their total energy and very substance, and looks painful. And at the end of all that effort, all they have to show for it is a large, dirty, steaming pile of worthless shit. So it's exactly like filling out any government paperwork. A huge amount of effort, painful and tedious to get it out, it uses up a huge portion of your energy and substance, and for all that effort all you get from it is a giant stinking turd that's ugly and unpleasant to even think about or look at. Frogshit through and through.
OMG all this paperwork and wasting time they make you do, just to complete some small task, it's making life tedious, painful and difficult for no good reason... wow it's just like making frogshit!
Frogshit by BernieW November 18, 2019

Frogsheet 

The flattened corpse(s) of a frog or army of frogs after an unfortunate steamroller incident.
Woah! Dude, am I, like, just really high? Or is that frogsheet about the most beautiful image you’ve ever seen flattened across a newly paved road?"
Frogsheet by Dr. Bighead March 27, 2022

frogfest 

A (typically) twice yearly gathering of froggers over a weekend. Similar kind of concept to a tweetup.
When's the next FrogFest?
frogfest by mittfh February 12, 2010