Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.

"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007

Freudian Autocorrect

Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.

When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.

by Ehrris September 14, 2011

freaky-deaky Dutch

Dr. Evil's insult of Goldmembers' accent

Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER

by kahda July 20, 2004

freedle

The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, and usually when a certain level, excessively high level, of inebriation has been achieved. Always without indication of intent and the action is never noticed until some time later. The word hails origin from its greatest proponent and practitioner, Charles of the same last name.

"Where is Charles?"
"In the bathroom"
"No he isn't, the bastard freedled again"

by t-bone b November 10, 2008

fret lobster

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.

"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"

by Joe Frosnost October 25, 2007

freeloaders angst

A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.

"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."

by Link Plausewelle January 17, 2009

Frequent Higher Miles

When a drug dealer lowers their prices for you because you pick up off of them constantly.

"How did you get all of those morphine's, dilaudid's, lorazepams, and adderall for $30"

I guess it was because I've got "Frequent Higher Miles" with him

by JTRATHJEN December 20, 2008