fleecehold

You buy a new build home and think you own it, but the the developer sells you a maintenance contract as part of the deal, usually a small anual fee of around £200. This then jumps up and bites you right on the arse and you piss all your hard earned cash down the drain which the developer is charging you to maintain. You cut the grass and you are charged for the privalage, or nobody cuts the grass either way you lose. If a streetlight goes out you pay if the neighbours drain backs up you pay. So basically your fucked and nobody gives a shit because you signed your rights away when you mortgaged the property. If you were leesehold youd have tribuneral but as freehold nobody gives a squirt and unless you foot the bill you cant get the builder/developer/ property maintenance company (usually yhe same bunch) into court. And it gets better because this cunt will charge whatever the fuck he wants weather he does a great job or sweet fuck all and if you don't pay they can actually reposess your property and evict you. And you cant sell without them being involved in the deal, ie fleeceing any potential buyer.
So, if you are thinking about buying a newbuild home with annual grounds maintenance fee, we suggest you firstly go shit in your hand and clap and see how that works out for you.

Fucking Man got to pay 10 percent maintenance for the kid and 20 percent maintenance for the fucking neighborhood lawn, cunt fleeceholders got him by the balls. Should have stuck wi his council house and the baby mom

by Aamonthedestroyer December 7, 2020

Fleeberflop

Stupid person. Absolute shithead

Man 1: did you see Kenny at the game last week?
Man 2: yeah. He was a real fleeberflop

by Arikuyu December 17, 2020

Fleeberflop

All around stupid, terrible person.
Only use this word if you want to sound smart and sophisticated in an arguement.

Man 1: did you see kenny in the game last week?
Man 2: yeah, he was a real fleeberflop

by Arikuyu December 17, 2020

fleeberflop

Stupid

Man 1: did you see Kenny last week?
Man 2: yeah, he was a real fleeberflop

by Arikuyu December 17, 2020

Fleek

Good, attractive, Stylish

Julia: “Omg my hair is fleek!”
John: “shut the hell up”

by Uafnsns January 6, 2021

fleeba

German Pastries, also the most dangerous street gang out there #fleebagangstandup

A: “Have you tried the new fleeba at the German bakery?” B: “No I haven’t, I’ll go try now!” A: “Hurry though, we’re in fleeba territory, they’re the most dangerous street gang”

by Fleeba January 14, 2021

Flee

Morally Wrong or Just all the way out of line

You flee for that one we aint never goin be right behind that.

by S.I.O 3300 January 18, 2021