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Faps lock

Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.

I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
by Unicorn porn December 9, 2010
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Flamsy

I had a really flamsy meal last night.

That girl was really flamsy in bed.
by Mumma Parkez May 22, 2012
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flip the flap

(Noun) When you're motorboating your girl downstairs, so her flaps are all flappin everywhere, and she's about to climax so you flip her over and then rail her doggystyle to finish up the job.
Frat guy 1: "Bro did you hook up with that chick last night or what?"

Frat guy 2: "Dude... I pulled a flip the flap and she was orgasming for like ten minutes."
by ASUdude5 September 15, 2010
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Flap Slap

When a girl playing Call of Duty, Halo, or any other game, engages in the act of "Flap Slapping." It is the equivalent to a male "Tea Bagging."
Guy: Dude I killed this chick and then tea bagged her ass!

*Guy dies*

Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!
by Ashhhhhleeeeey September 4, 2010
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Flagshagger

Someone who thinks patriotism can only be extreme nationalism.

Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.

The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.

All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.

Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.
Hey have you been to 'parler' recently?
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!

Or

Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?

Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.
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Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.
It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.
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flagstaff

An idealistic mountain town with incredible views of the San Francisco Peaks and unrealistic optimism stemming from the 15,000+ college students at the state university. Many trustafarian, second-home buyers, mountain bikers and winter lovers. Great place for an outdoor vacation or a pint from one of three brew pubs.
Mary: But I hate Phoenix, it's so hot and full of traffic.
John: Let's try Flagstaff! We can wear jeans during the day, sweaters at night and ride our bicycles to and fro!
by Molly C September 13, 2008
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