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fapsomnia by fapsomniac April 5, 2011
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To be thoroughly screwed over in a laughable way by the incompetent design in an online game, usually specific to games developed by Flagship Studios. The origin of the term is from the game Hellgate: London, and the seemingly impossible number of major design disasters it contained.
victim: I've killed 65535 demons and now whenever I kill a demon my character gets stuck and I have to relog to continue playing!
troll: lol, flagshipped!
victim: I traded for an item with another player and I lost 1.7 million palladium as the game truncated my money at 9,999,999!
troll: ahaha, flagshipped!
victim: I paid $150 for a lifetime subscription as it would include special event quests and items for holidays, but the biggest holiday there is, Christmas, had none!
troll: Flagshipped!
victim: I just had a cool unique item drop from the boss I killed, but the item says "subscriber only"? Wtf is this, shareware loot? I can't even trade it to a subscriber!
troll: Yep, you got flagshipped.
victim: I unsubscribed recently, but now I'm stuck with the subscriber transmogrifier cube item taking up a lot of space in my inventory that I can't use and I can't drop or destroy!
troll: That's what you get for paying to be flagshipped.
troll: lol, flagshipped!
victim: I traded for an item with another player and I lost 1.7 million palladium as the game truncated my money at 9,999,999!
troll: ahaha, flagshipped!
victim: I paid $150 for a lifetime subscription as it would include special event quests and items for holidays, but the biggest holiday there is, Christmas, had none!
troll: Flagshipped!
victim: I just had a cool unique item drop from the boss I killed, but the item says "subscriber only"? Wtf is this, shareware loot? I can't even trade it to a subscriber!
troll: Yep, you got flagshipped.
victim: I unsubscribed recently, but now I'm stuck with the subscriber transmogrifier cube item taking up a lot of space in my inventory that I can't use and I can't drop or destroy!
troll: That's what you get for paying to be flagshipped.
flagshipped by Kral2 January 9, 2009
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Faps lock
Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.
I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
Faps lock by Unicorn porn December 9, 2010
flip the flap
(Noun) When you're motorboating your girl downstairs, so her flaps are all flappin everywhere, and she's about to climax so you flip her over and then rail her doggystyle to finish up the job.
Frat guy 1: "Bro did you hook up with that chick last night or what?"
Frat guy 2: "Dude... I pulled a flip the flap and she was orgasming for like ten minutes."
Frat guy 2: "Dude... I pulled a flip the flap and she was orgasming for like ten minutes."
flip the flap by ASUdude5 September 15, 2010
Flap Slap
When a girl playing Call of Duty, Halo, or any other game, engages in the act of "Flap Slapping." It is the equivalent to a male "Tea Bagging."
Guy: Dude I killed this chick and then tea bagged her ass!
*Guy dies*
Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!
*Guy dies*
Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!
Flap Slap by Ashhhhhleeeeey September 4, 2010
Flagshagger
Someone who thinks patriotism can only be extreme nationalism.
Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.
The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.
All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.
Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.
Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.
The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.
All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.
Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.
Hey have you been to 'parler' recently?
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!
Or
Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?
Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!
Or
Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?
Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.
Flagshagger by terry fuckwitt1 September 4, 2020