Fingers McGee

When someone,usually an adult hyperactively touches everything in a room or in a group of objects like they have OCD.This person cannot leave stuff alone and look without touching.

I should have known better than to leave my collection of glass figurines on the table because Fingers McGee will have to pick up or touch every damned one of them!!!

I have to clean my stainless steel refridgerator doors over and over when that picky fingered SOB Fingers McGee fondles it!!!

by Slow Poke Rodriguez July 26, 2010

Fecal fingers

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.

Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...

by Schismrobo January 7, 2008

Fish Fingers

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sex fingers

someone who f@*ks everything they touch.

put the spanner down sex fingers
steve strange

by nakeddave December 3, 2007

Middle Finger

flip the bird or middle salute looks like this

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(yes i made that) and it means to FUCK OFF and such (for more of these IM me at FUN8927 or Emailme same thing wth @aol.com)

Your an Ass hole
Well guess what? here to you buddy
(flips the finger)

by Nikki December 19, 2004

Jazz Finger

To show off in an unecessary fashion

'The Guitarist In That Band Just Jazz Fingered For The Whole Night'

by Vibey Johnson October 7, 2006

Wax Finger

1.To Shove, or to penetrate a woman with a candle stick, in her vagina.

2.To use a candle as a dildo.

3.Also to cover your finger in wax and finger yourself, or another.

Dude i totally wax fingered my girlfriend/boyfriend yesterday.

by Christian_619 June 3, 2008