fanny fountain

when a woman ejaculates,spraying juices everywhere

i made her cum so much she made a fanny fountain.the best water feature ever.

by cum4us September 9, 2006

Mud Fountain

When you're about to shit in your fuck buddies vagina, but you instead have diarrhea and spray all over her entire body, covering her in a cascade of warm, steamy scat.

Terry: Man I had a buttload of sushi last night, then I went home and gave my girlfriend a tremondous mud fountain.

David: Did you get it in her hair?

Terry: She looked like a bowl of warm melted chocolate ice cream.

David: Foul.

by Crack addicted retard whore December 9, 2008

The Water Fountain

Whilst having intercourse with your partner kneel down as if you are preparing for a blowjob and sneakily pull out a razer blade and slice your partners ballsack. Causing his sperm (and blood) to fall down like a water fountain.

I was chillin with my homie and he started going on a tangent about how his girl gave him The Water Fountain

by Kim jong uns nut December 6, 2019

Fecal Fountain

The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.

"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."

by Kal-El August 14, 2003

Funt

A cunt with a fishy smell or look to it, sometimes with a fish sticking out of it.

*pulls down pants* OH DEAR GOD YOU HAVE A FUNT!

Oh...your funt tastes way better than anyone elses.

by SiRgReEnLeAf December 1, 2003

fountian of youth

first you must understand what a donkey punch is. this would be like the next step. then you must get your date VERY drunk. while doing it from the back, in whatever hole you like, your date gets really sick because of the back-and-forth motion. continue to ride it like you stole it until she says shes gonna throw up. tell her to just do it. still continue to hit it until she vomits(hopefully repeatedly). while she vomits her abdomen will clamp down on your meat and two veg like a vice. viola...fountain of youth.

"foo, i was fountian of youthin' in my moms mini-van and she got chunks all over the door!"

"i almost couldnt hold on for the full 8 seconds while i fountain of youthed with this chick last night."

by letthefloodswell April 23, 2004

Cunny Funt

A silent fart from the vagina.

Guys, I just did a cunny funt.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015