The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.
Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.
by starvingnbroke November 18, 2010
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Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
by honkhonkin May 23, 2009
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by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
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Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
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