a german sex toy, that is worn on the finger(s) covered with bumpy, latex nodes for optimal pleasure,that can be purchased at any restroom/trainstop in Germany for a modest fee, payable in Euros.
- "I totally gave your girl some latex lust finger... and now she's totally into me!"
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."
by Patrick Reis December 11, 2005
Get the lust finger mug.When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
by Dingle123 October 1, 2008
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When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.
Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.
by Grant_man February 16, 2009
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Get the finger guns mug.Jake : Wow Kiersten your legs are so smooth and your pussy is so soft and tight!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!
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Get the finger bashing mug.Nathan and Cameron had vigorous Finger Sex during class. Cameron's finger broke from the finger sex, maybe next time he'll wear protection.
by Maryhadalittledick July 19, 2016
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