facebook cleaning

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.

Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.

by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010

Facebook Reciprocity

The act of clicking "like" or commenting on someone's facebook status when you otherwise wouldn't have, but you complete the act because that person has commented or "liked" many of your entries.

Guy: Did you really comment on that picture?
Other Guy: Kinda had to, he's been commenting on my status ever day. Facebook Reciprocity.

by P. Nathan Poothy January 11, 2011

Facebook suicide

To systematically offend all of ones friends on Facebook causing them all to de-friend you.

Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.

by Martyjfunkhauser June 18, 2011

Facebook rage

a feeling of intense or growing anger brought on by other Facebook users' comments or posts. Such behavior might include sarcasm, verbal insults, name calling, making threats, or, in extreme situations, yo momma insults. Facebook rage can lead to excessive Googling in search of supporting facts, incorrect quotations, screaming at your computer, throwing your phone out the window, high blood pressure, twitching eyes, and insomnia.

Why does Jesse look so bad this morning?

She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.

by jessegrace5 March 28, 2013

facebook terrorism

Using facebook to emabrass or hurt someone. This can include creating fake accounts, changing someone's existing account or posting embarassing messages and photos.

"Someone created a fake account in Troy's name. He was the victim of Facebook Terrorism."

by Jon Hughes January 4, 2009

facebooger

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.

Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

by Morg_rp April 14, 2009

Faceboo-hooer

A Facebook whiner. Someone whose Facebook status updates constantly refer to a state of sadness, despair or gloom.

Oh, God, Rachel and Ronnie are SUCH Faceboo-hooers.

Ex:
Rachel is: "feeling a bit blue today..."
Ronnie is: "hoping things will look up for him soon."

by VinnieVin February 3, 2010