Dweeger

Nigger dweeb

That guys such a dweeger

by Jsushehsh August 2, 2025

Dweef

Dweef (noun): The male equivalent of a queef; an instance where air is released from the penis, typically during or after intercourse, resulting in a quieter sound that is similar to a queef.

Basically, it’s just a “dick queef.”

Example:
“Dude, I swear that was just air!” he said, looking a bit embarrassed. She blinked and then burst out laughing. “What the fuck was that?!?” To which he replied, “it was a Dweef…. I dweefed”

by Urban Famous October 5, 2025

DWEERB

A more sophisticated dweeb.

You ridiculous ya dweerb. Can't even call you a dweeb, even they wouldn't have done all that.

by Daboi97 November 18, 2025

Dweef

The small squeaky sound made when air trapped under the foreskin gets pushed out.

“Bro, I moved too fast and accidentally let out a little dweef.”

by A.A.E December 6, 2025

Dwebble

Dwebble (v.)

To leave from an original location and do anything else that doesn't have to do with what you're currently doing

I would really like to dwebble...
Can we dwebble somewhere else??

by Correlatively Depressed Salt December 18, 2025

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion

Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.

by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021