Porch Drunk

The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.

"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."

"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."

by pinkibis1 January 06, 2012

drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.

Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.

by dday1313 March 18, 2014

chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

by chickendrunk4life September 08, 2016

drunk-debit

Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.

I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.

I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.

by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009

drunk tight

When you are buzzing. When you are not drunk, but the level of your drunkeness could be described as "tight".

Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.

"I was feeling good the other night, you know, I was drunk tight. Not plastered like I am now."

by mandercessknow February 23, 2009

Drunk-thirty

The time of night when bars/clubs close and people try to drive home after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

Good luck trying to get a cab in the city at Drunk-thirty. The lines are always busy.

I always get nervous driving during drunk-thirty, people are swerving all over the place.

by PDE-aka kev2roc November 25, 2012

symphony drunk

(adjective)
Describes a state of being in which a person has consumed enough alcohol that they would give raucous applause at the conclusion of a live symphony orchestra performance, but not so much that they could not listen quietly during the performance itself.

tipsy
buzzed

"We went to the rehearsal sober, then got symphony drunk for the performance."

by Liberator Lickpenny April 05, 2014