Funny Drunk

Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.

Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"

by GokuXiao August 22, 2011

drunk belly

Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.

Want to go to the gym Kelsey?

No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.

by jamesjoyceismybf September 25, 2010

Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

by MYsterious zanacara July 31, 2018

drunk-debit

Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.

I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.

I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.

by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009

protest drunk

When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.

"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey

by Barnburner3 June 30, 2017

drunk eat

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.

I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.

by Yesitsaword July 2, 2021

Drunk Drops

(v) - This is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol. It will be recognized by someones inability to perform the simplest of tasks without dropping whatever is in the subsequent hand.

Tommy tried to open the door and dropped his phone, when he bent over to pick up his phone he dropped his lighter. He's got the drunk drops.

by Dawg of War February 8, 2012