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douche canoe

An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.
Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.

Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!
by Steve's Buddy Tim October 26, 2015
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double douche

1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.

2. (n) Two consecutive douches.

3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.
1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.

2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.

3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.
by CJF June 4, 2005
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douche multiplier

a person that helps a douche bag act like more of a douche bag
Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.
by t-muney November 15, 2009
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douche-tard

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"
by natedog2010 July 5, 2009
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douche toss

The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.
Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?
by MM Rawr October 24, 2009
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douche knocker

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!
by nancy & tina May 13, 2005
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Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019
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