by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021
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by ARP 123 March 18, 2022
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An individual with no true inner substance who uses their undeserved advantages in life to feed there desperate need for validation by focusing on the undeserved weakness pain and deficiencies of others who were born at a disadvantage . Generally terrified of direct confrontation. Travels in groups. Puffing themselves up through sick and twisted forms of ego gratification. Usually projecting a weak incomplete and egocentric paradigm upon others in a closed loop of corrupt and worthless logic always resulting in a net negative outcome which they refuse to recognize. Parasitic in nature and in need of correction.
by Jose Incognito August 20, 2022
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Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"
by reggiefag November 12, 2011
Get the Dank Douchebag mug.Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.
The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.
The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.
Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!" Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.
The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.
Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!" Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
by The Black Johnson April 15, 2016
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Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
by NurseNic December 16, 2017
Get the portuguese douchebag mug.The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......
Brandon P.!!!!!!!
Brandon P.!!!!!!!
For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!
by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009
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