Drunk MySpace

Much like the Drunk Dial or the drunk text, it is contacting someone by way of your myspace account while sloppy drunk and send messages and/or comments, esp., to your friends that you will most likely regret once you sober up

Contacting someone on MySpace while drunk that you would not contact sober, particularly an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Jane: "What are you doing getting back together with Mike, I thought you had a restraining order against him?"

Andrea: "What are you talking about?"

Jane: "Yeah Girl, You left him a comment last night that says you love him and he the one for you- it's right here on his myspace page..."

Andrea: "Oh my God, I drunk myspaced Mike last night! I didn't mean that!"

by miss_MK October 22, 2006

Drunk

When you fall over when trying to brush your teeth.

Haha he/she fell over, they are drunk.

by Bob_carter2 January 1, 2010

loser drunk

The level of drunkeness where you think you are the life of the party when you are really the biggest loser around.

Courtney Love or Tara Ried get loser drunk at any social occasions!

by pahonics September 22, 2005

drunk slut

a girl who is pretty attractive, but her hotness is ruined by the fact taht whenever you see her in public she is too drunk to function and is smashed beyond uselessness. she often becomes the object of all jokes but, being the drunk slut she is, does not realize it which creates fun for everyone

Guy 1: Hey i saw megan higgins last night.
Guy 2: Was she passed out face down in some gutter?
Guy 1: Yea, what a drunk slut!!

by doesnt matter January 4, 2004

drunkass

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass

Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.

by slopass August 15, 2003

drunk ten minutes

a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.

Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?

Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.

by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009

Lipstick Drunk

Although very much inebriated, a person who is still concerned about their physical appearence.

Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk

by MixedMami89 December 30, 2008