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seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
by M3M3life December 22, 2021
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Post Phairith Depression

The saddness that overcomes many people after ones Warrior has been ebayed.
"Man, I miss dat nigga Phairith." "Sounds like you are suffering from Post Phairith Depression main"
by Jimmy Joo May 19, 2007
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Post acceptance depression

The depression high school students experience after being accepted to college. It comes with the realization that they have to wait 8 months or more until they are 'out of this shit town'.
Mom: why are you acting so "emo"
Kid: you're not cool and I'm suffering from post acceptance depression, Just leave me alone to stalk the college facebook group message boards and listen to asher Roth.
by Wirffkes January 15, 2010
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Royal Wedding depression syndrome

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.
1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."
by Captain Capable June 1, 2011
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DVDepression

The sad feeling that hangs over avid movie-watchers when they recently sent all 3 DVD's back to Netflix at the same time, and wont be receiving any new movies for about 3 or 4 days.
Girl: What movie are we watching tonight, babe?

Guy: No movies, I sent them all out this morning. We are in DVDepression.

Girl: What?! I told you to send Twilight back 3 days ago! How could you do this to us a new one could've been in already!
by Matt Suitcase May 15, 2009
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Depression

The state of being in absolute sadness. Usually occurring when constantly being friend-zoned, unable to be respected, or being left out. There are many cures for this, but sometimes if it is not treated, it could result in Chronic Depression, which could lead to worse effects, such as isolation, or suicide.
"My girlfriend broke up with me, now I am currently in depression"
"He's always getting bullied, i'm so concerned if he's depressed right now, maybe I should talk to him."
"My family is in deep depression because we have alot of problems occurring right now
by Dudeguy June 12, 2013
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Depression

A very bad disease that is usually transmitted through bad school teachers and entitled, insane parents. In severe cases, this might lead to suicide.
Unfortunately your excessive amount of homework has resulted in you getting depression, good luck.
by Wolfofepic1 September 14, 2020
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