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David

DAVID: "Beloved"

Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament

Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes

In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.

Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.

When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.

A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.

David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
"That guy David should watch where he aims his slingshot."
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A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال
Mom: “His name is David!?! I don’t want you hanging around him.”
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A short ass nigga he kinda Asian but he isn’t
Look at David he is short asf
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David is a huge cunt and an asshole. He is that kid that thinks he is always right however despite the fact David has bad qualities a lot of bad qualities he is a really good, no the best bestie anyone can ask for. He is the person; that brings you breakfast so you won't starve to death in the morning, that gives you his sandwich despite the fact he is hungry bc he knows you are hungry too, who stays up past his bedtime to talk to you so you won't feel scared. He would drop everything for his friends gives you the advice to help you, yes sometimes he might neglect you or annoy you to a point u wanna kill him but he honestly has a good heart he won't walk on grass bc he doesn't wanna kill insects. Honestly, he has done so much for me it would take me a 100 years to pay him back. He is the best bestie anyone can ask for. Sorry for annoying you all the time.
David is the best bestie.
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legit the gayest gay person of them all like no one thinks he straight because he’s actually gay
David your actually gay stay away from me with your gayness
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An amazing person thats amazing at sucking dick and being gay
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a little fucking fucker who just fucka fucking goats m8 chatuale and thinks he is rich but just no ps:tommy hilfiger is junk
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